The way you sleep reveals how vague you are

Vagueness Level: Undefined (but deeply concerning)

You’re a chameleon, a wanderer, a sleep shapeshifter. Your whole vibe is “vague, but make it mystical.” People think you’re deep, but you’re mostly just tired and dehydrated. Your dreams don’t make sense and neither do your texts.

💤 So, What’s the Point?

Honestly? There isn’t one. But isn’t that the most vague thing of all?

The next time someone asks what your sleep position says about you, just smile mysteriously and whisper, “It’s complicated.” Then roll over and go back to sleep.

Disclaimer: This article is meant for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t change your sleep position based on personality diagnoses from the internet. Unless you’re a freefaller — you might want to get that checked out.